For the Ladies - How to please your man

With Christmas just around the corner, and everyone is in the spirit of giving, you want to find that special something to give to your man. Now, you know as well as I do, it's not easy picking out the perfect gift, but remember, a gift does not always have to be a material possession. That's why we bring you this guide on how to please your man.

Night Out With Friends
Let him have a night out on the town with his friends. Don't worry about letting him out, even if he is going to a nudie bar. Just remember that he's coming home to you. For bonus points, if stumbles home in a drunken stupor and slurs out "Hey baby, youuusshhe lookin hot!" Give him a little quickie, and let him pass out in peace.

Hockey Beer Slave
Be his beer slave for the 'Leafs game. The fridge is so far away from the TV and he could miss out on an important play. Bringing beer to your man will keep him happy! Munchies are encouraged too. Don't forget there is nothing wrong with a little 'Coaches Corner' quickie. (Doggie style is prefered, so you both can watch.)

Hot Cookin
Cook his favorite meal. Cook for him the entire day bringing out all of his favorites. The way to a man's heart is through his belly. Whatever you do, don't ask him to wash the dishes, it will just ruin the whole experience. Remember ladies, to a man, you're probably looking pretty hot in that apron, so give him that little cooking quickie. That's just his way of saying "Thank-you."

Sex Slave
Do it in any position he wishes or that you can think of. Remember to be creative. Bring in a friend if necessary. You man will appreciate this for sure, especially if he just wants a quickie.

So I hope this guide helps you better understand the needs of your man. A happy man will be your man forever. If you keep this up long enough, then maybe, just maybe, the favor will be returned.