1. I've been out with this beautiful creature for a few dates, but we've already done the coffee/movie/dinner thing and I want to do something that will really get some sparks going. Any suggestions?

Nova Says: Your situation is one that many guys find themselves in after a few dates. Women who aren't big on suggesting dates frequently cause this problem. My suggestion is to do something that will raise her dopamine levels. What's dopamine you ask? It's a chemical that is related to the "pleasure system" in the brain. How do you get it to rise? Do something that is remotely dangerous, something that will get her adrenaline levels up. My personal favorite is bike riding, but rollerblading, hiking or even trying out a new exotic restaurant will do!

Brock Says: Dopamine?? If you want some sparks to be flying you're gonna need some Dolomite! If you really wanna live dangerously, tell her you wanna do her in the butt. Especially since you've already been out on a few dates. It's about time you got a little something something.

2. When I meet girls I usually toss some subtle pick-up lines, it works on most girls but others laugh and walk away, or give me a dirty look, what am I doing wrong?

Nova Says: Dude, if your idea of a pick-up line is "There must be a keg in your pants, cause I wanna tap that ass" then you are beyond my help! Pick-up lines only work on certain types of women. Most of the women I meet don't like them very much because they dislike men who are too forward or eager. My line usually consists of "Hey, my name's Nova, what's yours?" or maybe some other type of conversation starter. Keep using those cheesy lines and no woman will ever really take you seriously.

Brock Says: Pick-up lines are only good if you've got the goods to back it up. It's all about the wang. Make sure they know you're packing and you could tell them anything you want. Hell, even make that your pick-up line, "Hey baby, you're hot and I've got a giant penis." She'll respect you.

3. A girl I know clearly shows interest in me. We hooked up one night and had sex but now it looks like she's looking for more. She has asked me to "hang out" or "chill" with her on various occasions but I'm really not interested in her and I've turned her down every time. She's a great friend and I'd like to keep it that way, but she's very persistent. How can I go about keeping her around as a friend without having to totally cut her off?

Nova Says: Have you given her a chance at a date yet? If not you should give it a shot, because you'll never really know if she's for you or not until you try. As for letting her go, it's a tough call. If she's seriously interested in you, she's going to take every positive action you make towards her as a reason to justify her hope that eventually you'll accept her invitations. You have to make your intentions clear, let her know your status and hope she realizes that you really aren't interested. If all else fails you'll have to let her go. Oh and by the way, stay out of her pants, and avoid all sensual contact. If you fuel the fire and then dump a pail of water on it, she and all her friends are going to brand you an asshole.

Brock Says: First thing you should do, is hit on her best friend. That'll get the message out loud and clear. If she's still coming after you, hit on em both. Who cares if you're not interested, you now have a chance to bang two chicks at once. After that, things may get weird, but hey, two chicks, you're now a hero man. Start growing that fat moustache now.

4. I'm not a great looking guy, and I'm looking for a girl who likes a guy for his personality and not for his looks but I get turned down time after time. Do such women exist?

Nova Says: Although many women would love to say that this is true about them, it really isn't and such a woman doesn't exist unless she is blind. The initial attraction that will cause her to be interested in you will be based on your looks unless she is already acquainted with you. If you are already acquainted, she may see you as a friend and not want to get into a relationship. However hope is not lost, a lot of women who are looking for an attractive male can be overcome with a little charm. Within the first 10-20 seconds that you meet a woman, you have to be able to prove to them that you are worth their attention. I don't see myself as particularly attractive to women, but a little bit of charm along with class and a sense of style can go a long way.

Brock Says: Listen buddy, there are three things you need to get a lady: Good Looks, Money, or a Humongo Shlong. Anyone of these on their own is enough, but any combination of these 3, and you should be making movies. Since you're writing in, I figure you aren't. In fact, from the sounds of things, you better win the lottery very soon or you'll be dating Palmela for the rest of you life. Fret not, because there is still hope. There are many ways and techniques to give you a larger appearing wang. While these will never help you out in a serious relationship, they'll still give you enough time to get your dinky stinky.

5. After 2 years of being together, my boyfriend got a job offer in Bermuda. He claimed he loved me and wanted to be with me, but he expected me to move to Bermuda with him. He had a job here, although the one in Bermuda paid more. The problem is, there were very little prospects for me: work and education and such. I agreed to go, but only if we were married or engaged. Basically, I felt that if he wanted me to commit to him and his job, he should commit to me. Ultimately, we went our separate ways. I really felt that he didn't take my feelings or wishes into account, and put his career before our relationship. I think this is selfish. What do you think?

Nova Says: I'm not sure if I can say that he's selfish but he definitely put his career before you, which can be a stab in the back, especially if you've invested into the relationship. Expecting you to move with him to Bermuda is a lot to ask of a woman, especially since you are still in the process of being educated and are settled here. The "expectation" part of this is the part I find the most disturbing, this is because no one should expect you to get up and leave where you are settled with no guarantee of a committed relationship. He obviously put his career before you, and your relationship, so now you know where his priorities lie. You still have many opportunities ahead of you, but beware, there are many other guys out there with the same priorities.

Brock Says: I would have taken the Bermuda gig, but stipulate you don't wanna work immediately. Hang out there for a few months and then bring up the marriage idea. If the dude still wasn't into it, at least you got a few months vacation and probably one hell of a tan. Plus, when you dump his ass and head home, start up some rumour that he's gay and invite all the local dudes to a party on his behalf. Now that's what I'm taking about baby!

6. Nova and Brock, what do you feel is one of the biggest turn-ons for you when you are in a new relationship? Like what can a girl do to you that would really get your attention?

Nova Says: I know that you're probably expecting me to say sex in some form, but that isn't something that I expect from a woman early on in a relationship. What I do like is when the girl initiates or takes control in some way, sometimes I get sick of being in charge. What I love is when a girl initiates some kind of kissing or sensual affection. It feels good to not have to be the one to make the first move. I was once seeing a girl who spontaneously grabbed me and began viscously kissing me, we ended up making out for a good while and I rewarded her well for her initiative.

Brock Says: The biggest turn-on a lady can do for me in a new relationship is to bring a friend. The more friends she brings, the more turned on I am. Don't worry baby, it's not like I'll be having sex with all of them. Somebody has to clean my dishes while we get on the good foot and do the bad thing. Plus, you'll have someone around to immediately brag to about how amazing I was. I'll make sure you get your alone time.