It is our pleasure to present to you 'Henry Earl'.

Once again Bacon Magazine brings you The Web Stud of the Month. This time - the one and only Henry Earl. Henry Earl has commonly been called "the drinkinest nigga in Kentucky". Henry is an all-star drinker, and has spent much of his life enjoying the terrific accommodations of the Kentucky State Department of Corrections. Henry is a multi-talented Renaissance man, dabbling in drinking, boozing, and alco-science. Henry is America's favorite alcoholic. With his impressive arrest record, Henry holds the hi-score for alcohol related arrests. Mr. Earl has been arrested for intoxication more than 1000 times since 1970. Henry is a man we can all look up to: He is a model of determination. Any man who will sacrifice his own personal freedom for the sweet warmth of constant intoxication is a stud in anyone's book.

Henry rose from the streets of Lexington Kentucky to become one of the most famous alcoholics in the world. Henry has been called the town drunk of cyberspace, and the Otis Campbell of the 21st century. This boozeologist has been drinking in his unique style for years. Henry Earl is also a 'model' citizen in another way. Due to his hundreds of arrests, Henry has a lifetime's worth of mug shots to look at, provided to him FREE of charge by the Fayette County police department. Few of us have such a strong photographic record of our lives. Way to go Henry!

Like a bloodhound, Henry can locate alcohol within a two-mile radius without fail. His creepy drunk-eye stare can freeze a bear in its tracks, and it's rumoured that Henry can out-drink a bear too! Henry has also been known as The Drunk James Brown, and does a fantastic two-step drunken shuffle. The guy has got style, something that can not be denied. He shifts between his Bill Cosby look, his sexy look and his confused look depending on the situation (and depending on how much he's had to drink).

Gentlemen, pay attention. Ladies, take note, Henry is single. With his vast tolerance for booze, his stylish clothes, and his unbelievable dance moves, Henry is a legend in his own time. Henry Earl is an impressive individual. He embodies the concept of stud: A man who doesn't give a damn what anyone else thinks of him, yet still looks great doing it. For Henry, it's all about getting drunk, and having his picture taken.

Check out this site for more photos and information. Drunktastic!
http://henryearl.messedup.net/