Life is generally a good thing, but every so often, some idiot will come along and totally destroy that good feeling by being a dumbass. Since we can't send all these idiots to the sun, at least we can help them out with a little common sense. So guys, if you don't have a clue about phone rules, you better brush up on these quick tips.

1) Time Limit
Phone Calls should last no more than 5 five minutes. The quicker the better.

2) Just to Talk
You never call your friend, "Just to Talk." Guys just don't talk. We either have a purpose behind the phone call, and it better not be because you are lonely. They have magazines for that!

3) Too Busy
When you call us and ask what we are doing, if we say we are currently occupied, disconnect immediatly. No matter what the reason is, end the conversion. Do not start up your whole life story on the phone just because you're bored. The reason why we say we are doing something is so we don't have to hear you whine.

4) A Little Patience
If you aren't willing to wait 3 rings before we answer the phone, then we aren't willing to talk to you. If you hung up after 1 or 2 rings, you probably just pissed us off by having to get out of our seat for no reason.

5) Call Screening
If you call and do not leave a message, don't immeditaly call back in hopes we will pick up. We're ignoring you for a reason. Call display was invented for a reason, and we know it was you the first time. We're gonna know the next time.