Welcome to another exciting episode of the Brock and Dizzy Variety Show!! Oh What... That's Brock and Vinny's Variety Show, this is Brock and Dizzy's Dating advice, which is just as exciting!! If you're having trouble with date, you've come to the right place. We have Bacon's own Swingin Single Brock Mitchell, his partner in crime, the lucious Dizzy Dez, sex advisor to the stars!

1. I'm a little shy when talking to girls. I can't seem to say the right words. Do you have any advice on what I can do?
Brock Says: If this woman is sooooo beautiful that you don't know what to say, then she's way out of your league. Lower your standards. Start dating some ugly chicks, hell, somebody has to. Plus, enough of that might motivate you more to not be shy. If you're still having trouble talking to the ug-o's, then you need to practive talking to your hand.

Dizzy Dez Says: No woman is out of your league, believe me! IN fact, women are a lot like baseball players: they all need an ump! Some of them need an ump up the rump! I suggest that you watch how the gal plays before you approach her. Then, once you've figured her out a little, play ball!

2. I'm having trouble with premature ejaculation. It's really embarassing, and I'm afraid my girlfriend will dump me if I keep this up. What can I do?
Brock Says: Wank away! That's right! Wank and wank and wank until that things numb! In no time at all you'll be able to go all night. In fact, if she's into it, get your girl friend to wank for you. That way, you'll have something very special to share. (Plus she's wanking you dude!)

Dizzy Dez Says: Premature ejaculation is definitely not something you can keep up! I agree! To please your girlfriend, you need to have a very mature ejaculation, adult ejaculation, experienced ejaculation with a degree in physical education! And your penis should know by now that it's rude to interrupt! Tell your premature ejaculation it's simply time to grow up!

3. I'm terrible in bed, gimme some tips.
Brock Says: It's all about practice. Whenever I'm in bed with that special someone, and things aren't going good, I let her know that I'll do it again ang again ang again and again until I get things right! In fact, that message go out to all of you ladies. We'll do it as often as we need just to get things right for you. Now that's what I call being attentive to your needs.

Dizzy Dez Says: If you find you're terrible in bed, it could be that the bed just isn't for you! Try the front porch. Railings can be very helpfull if they're well polished. Not everyone is good in bed. I find that I am at my best in public washrooms. keep trying. You'll find the best place for you!