It is our pleasure to present to you 'Roy'

Once again Bacon Magazine brings you The Web Stud of the Month. This time - a man named Roy. Roy is an enormous man, and a very imposing figure. Roy enjoys smashing the finer things in life - things such as music and food. It would be extremely foolish and hazardous to mess with this man. He's like Gallagher, but not limited to watermelons. Roy is everything that most men aspire to. He's huge. He's a badass who enjoys smashing things just for the thrill of it. He's an insane fur-wearing savage bastard. Too cool!

Roy obviously believes in the importance of personal appearance. If it's true that 'the clothes make the man', then Roy is clearly a barbarian. Roy doesn't obey modern societal guidelines. He dresses unconventionally, and could care less about material possessions (other than his sledgehammer and Nunchaku). He's even willing to smash a pint of beer! Incredible. Roy is a true original, a barbarian living in a modern world, and relentlessly smashing everything in his path.

Things we are guessing that Roy likes:
1) The Flintstones (for the fashions)
2) Demolitions
3) Taking a big crap

Gentlemen observe and learn. Ladies, take note, Roy is single. With the body of Hercules, and the mind of The Hulk, Roy is an impressive individual. Roy embodies all the traits of a massive stud - he just doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks. For Roy, it's all about destruction. In the words of Roy himself, "I search and I destroy! I love to hit stuff. I can hit anything. Give it to me, and I bust it!" 'Nuff said!

Check out his site for more photos and information. It's smashing!
www.borntodestroy.com