For the Men - What we men want

After years of study and analysis, Bacon Labratories has published evidence which would seem to support recent theories that have been circulating around the scientific community. One of these theories states that the amount of clothing that a woman (especially hot, young, big breasted women) wears is directly proportional to the amount of men that are sexually attracted to said woman. The theory is tentatively being called the "Boner" factor after its chief supporter, Harry De Boner. I'm not making this up people. I read this... in a book.

Anyways, studies were done that support the findings of Mr. De Boner. These studies found men's favourite clothing to view on hot women. Below, I have listed the top four.

The Push-Up Bra
Evidently, this is some kind of "super" bra which actually makes women's breasts look bigger and therefore better. Apparently corsets also do the same thing, but they didn't make the list.
Tube Top
You've probably seen quite a few women wearing this garment. It's basically a tube made out of some stretchable material and is worn on the torso. General rule: smaller is better. Actually, that rule applies to all of the fashions in this list.
Low Rise Jeans
These are a fairly recent trend and have been popping up everywhere. More recently, some manufacturers have even been emerging with super low-rise jeans. Super dope!
The Thong
The thong, like the push-up bra, has been around for a while, but has only recently seen a surge in popularity. Especially among men (wait... that sounded wrong). Now, there are several different kinds, but they all look good to me. This especially looks good in combination with low rise jeans!