Need to come up with some Christmas Gift ideas and fast? Have some useless junk lying around the home? Well, let's put two and two together, and take a look at our two minute Christmas gifts.

Metal Bar This was taken from a broken chin up bar. The two ends can extent outwards so I'm calling it an All Purpose Extention Bar. I'm giving this one to my mom, she's always trying to reach things. Even if her reach is trying to smack me in the head, that's a risk I'm willing to take.	Basket of Soap I find women everywhere buy these little baskets of soap. They leave them in the bathroom, but they're never used. (Probably because they're really small, and odd shaped) Get yourself a shiny platter, and real soap for a practical gift the ladies will love. I'm giving this one to my girlfriends. Ah, who am I kidding, I have no girlfriends. (Excuse me while I go cry.)
Workout Equipment Everybody has to have some sorta workout device they never used. Well, this is exactly the gift opportunity you've been looking for. The best way to shove these off is to tell your friend he/she is looking strong! Tell them you're so impressed with their strength, you wanna see how much stronger they can get!	Bottle of Vino Ahhh, the easiest gift of all! If you're big boozers like us, you'll definately have few dozen bottles of booze lying around. Hint: Give away your crappiest stuff. That way it'll seem like the gift will last longer, plus you don't need to drink that crap!
Book of Something For some strange reason, if you happen to like reading (without pictures of course) you may have some books on hand. Give away something thick. This will make you look smarter, and the gift receiver will think that you think that they're pretty smart. Pretty smart huh?	Motor Oil Motor oil is the perfect gift. Especially if you know any gearheads. Good thing I have two bottles, so I can give one to my dad and brother! They're always doing stuff with cars. Like driving and... umm... yeah... other things.
Shitty Movie There's nothing like giving away a shitty movie. I often wonder why I have this shitty movie. Probably because someone gave it to me. Not for long! Giving away this shitty movie will give the receiver their own Two Minute Gift for next year!	Girlfriend's Pet That cat bugging you again? It won't anymore once it's living somewhere else! For shit and giggles, break up with her and start dating a girl with a dog, cause they're cooler!